Dave Roberts takes his newest GT for a spin and stops for a red light.
He sees Dave Shaeffer on a moped (both looking about 90 years old), and pulls up next to him. Dave S. looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What kind of car you got there, sonny?"
The young man replies, "A Porsche 928 GT. It is one of the fastest cars on the planet!". This car can do up to 320 kilometers an hour!" states
The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?".
"No problem," replies the owner.
So Dave S. pokes his head in the window and looks around.
Then, sitting back on his moped, the old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right!".
Just then the light changes so Roberts decides to show the old man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds the speedometer reads 320kph. Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rearview mirror. It seems to be getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be and suddenly, whhhoooossshhh! Something whips by him, going much faster! "What on earth could be going faster than my GT?!" Dave asks himself. Then, ahead of him, he sees a dot coming toward him. Whoooooosh! It goes by again, heading the opposite direction! And it looked like the old man on the moped!
"Couldn't be," thinks the guy. "How could a moped outrun a GT?!"
But again, he sees a dot in his rear view mirror! Whooooosh!
Ka-BbblaMMM! It plows into the back of his car, demolishing the rear end. The young man jumps out, and it IS Dave Shaeffer!!!
He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Omigosh! Is there anything I can do for you?"
The old man whispers in Robert's ear, "Unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror!