A man and his wife were cruising a Virginia highway
in their Porsche 928 at a rather high speed one day. A blue light
brought them to a halt. The Virginia Trooper says, "I clocked you at 80 mph, sir."
The driver says, "Gee, officer, I had it on cruise control at 65, perhaps your radar needs calibrating."
Not looking up from her knitting, his wife says sweetly, "Now don't be silly dear, you know very well the cruise control has
been broken for a year." (Typical Shark!) As the officer makes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, "Can't you keep your mouth shut for once?"
The wife smiles demurely and says, "You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did." As the officer makes out a second ticket for the illegal radar detector, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, "Dang woman, shut your mouth! NOW!"
The officer frowns and says, "And, I notice you're not wearing your seat belt, sir, that's an automatic $75 fine." The driver says, "Yeah, well you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over to get my license out of my back pocket." And the wife says, "Now dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on, you never wear your seat belt when you're driving the 928."
As the officer makes out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, "WHY DON'T YOU KEEP YOUR BIG, FAT MOUTH SHUT?" The officer looks over at the woman and says, "Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?"
"Oh heavens no, officer, only when he's been drinking."
As her husband was taken away in the officer's patrol car, the wife was seen to smile as she slid over into the drivers seat and fired up the Porsche!!!